Raining Awards, Pick Your Own, Fall Foliage & Just For Fun

I have received these new set of awards from Kitchen Queen and Sushma.Thank You so much for the appreciation and encouragement These have made my day and would like to pass them on to EC who had featured me in the budding blogger series and to my new blogger friends Rohini, Jeya, Sandhya, Sangeeta, Joanne &Siddhi. Also a thanks to my newest followers Sangeeta, Jeya & Siddhi.

PYO: Over the weekend, had been to a wonderful farm called Mingodale farm in the local area and came to know about this farm through Nakiya. It is a wonderfull small farm that had couple of rows of raspberry plants (It was so much fun to pick up your own raspberris ), kale, chard, turnips and lots of herb plants. At this time of the season they were ready to wrap up with their produce though, but we were lucky enough to pick some raspberries, get fresh dill and a bunch of kale. Here are some pictures of the plants on the farm.

From Top: raspberries plant rows, raspberry picking, dill plant, asparagus plant and  kale

And here are some of the pictures of the fall foliage from one the state parks in PA and enjoy the jokes that I received from a forwarded message.

  Little JOHNY at his best

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TEACHER: Why are you late?

L-JOHNY: Because of the sign.

TEACHER: What sign?

L-JOHNY: The one that says, "School Ahead, Go Slow."

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TEACHER: Johny, why are you doing your maths sums on the floor?

L-JOHNY: You told me to do it without using tables!

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TEACHER: Johny, how do you spell "crocodile"?

L-JOHNY: "K-R-O-K-O-D-A-I-L"

TEA CHER: No, that's wrong

L-JOHNY: Maybe it's wrong, but you ask me how I spell it!

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TEACHER: What is the chemical formula for water?

L-JOHNY: "HIJKLMNO"!!

TEACHER: What are you talking about?

L-JOHNY: Yesterday you said it's H to O!

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TEACHER: George, go to the map and find North America.

GEORGE: Here it is!

TEACHER: Correct. Now, Johny, who discovered America?

L-JOHNY: George!

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TEACHER: Johny, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago.

L-JOHNY: Me!

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TEACHER: Johny, why do you always get so dirty?

L-JOHNY: Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground then you are.

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L-JOHNY: Dad, can you write in the dark?

FATHER: I think so. What do you want me To write?

L-JOHNY: Your name on this report card.

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TEACHER: How can you prevent diseases caused by biting insects?

L-JOHNY! : Don't bite any.

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TEACHER: Johny, give me a sentence starting with "I".

L-JOHNY: I is...

TEACHER: No, Johny. Always say, "I am."

L-JOHNY: All right... "I am the ninth letter of the alphabet."

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Teacher: "Can anybody give an example of COINCIDENCE?"

L-Johnny : "Sir, my Mother an d Father got married on the sameday sametime."

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Teacher: "George Washington not only chopped down his father's Cherry tree, but also admitted doing it. Now do you know why his father didn't punish him?"

L-Johnny : "Because George still had the axe in his hand."

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L-Johnny : Daddy, have you ever been to Egypt?

Father : No. Why do you ask that?

L-Johnny : Well, where did you get THIS mummy then?

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Teacher : What a pair of strange socks you are wearing, one is green and one is blue with red spots!

L-Johnny: Yes it's really strange. I've got another pair of the same at home.

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Teacher: Now, children, if I saw a man beatin g a donkey and stopped him, what virtue would I be showing?

L-Johnny: Brotherly love.

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Teacher: Now, Johny, tell me frankly do you say prayers before eating?

L-Johnny : No sir, I don't have to, my mom is a good cook.

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Teacher: Johny, your composition on "My Dog" is exactly the same as your brother's. Did u copy his?

L-Johnny: No, teacher, it's the same dog!

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Teacher: What do you call a person who ! keeps on talking when people are no longer interested?

L-Johnny : A teacher

Disclaimer: The jokes are not written by me but were received as a forwarded message from an unknown source.
Source: Anon